“…Son, did you know you needed a license to drive your car!? You needed a license to start a company. Heck, you even needed a license to be a lawyer.”
“Grandpa, What is a lawyer?”
“Well back in my days, we, humans, had some trust issues so we decided to have many rules in order for society to operate properly. This was before the great Computer Devolution*. Now, these rules became so complex that we needed special people to help us explain them. Much like an engineer teaches robots to behave before they can teach themselves, lawyers taught other people to behave with speech and text.”
“But who made these rules?”
“That’s the funny thing: before computers, lawyers use to conceive rules and made them so emotionally complex and conflicting that they were the only ones that were able to explain them. It’s also how they made a living. They called themselves Attorneys and they made a rule that no one else could be one unless you had a license. Just like driving a car”
“Hahaha, who wants to drive a car?!”
“Don’t laugh, cars didn’t use to drive themselves. We bought and drove them manually. It really wasn’t safe. I’m lucky I survived. Did you know grandpa went to a law school to become a lawyer? I survive that too”
“He, Xuber** is here, let’s, go…”
* devolution |ˌdevəˈl(y)o͞oSH(ə)n|:
the transfer or delegation of power to a lower level, especially by central government to local or regional administration. In this case, from humans to computers.
** In 2036, Uber transitioned from cars to drones for transporting goods and humans. They changed their name to Xuber to become an airline company and compete against Tesla Fleet.